lank tangles

 

You should never expect too much of anyone, no matter how close they are to your heart.

 

Be close enough to have fun, but not too attached to get hurt.

 

One of the reasons why people get so sentimental is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does.

 

Sometimes, what drives one away is not the absence of emotion, but the overwhelming presence of it.

 

I guess the greatest thing I've ever learned in my life is never to invest too much emotion on one thing because if you do, you would end up hurting yourself.

 

What's harder than falling? It's counting the reasons why there's a need to.

 

It takes a thousand brains to explain what love is, and only two hearts to know.

 

Stupid flirtings and infatuations may lead to a major disaster. Somewhere, though, between these stupid jokes, falling in love becomes true.

 

What is love? Law student: If love is tangible, it can be available for seizure because it can commit crime. It can commit piracy for it can invade another couple's ship. It can commit treason and break a couple's allegiance. It can suddenly abduct with no privelege of habeas corpus. Worst of all it can murder you. Aggravated by treachery, cruelty, ignominy and with evident premeditation.

 

You shouldn't be expecting too much from anyone no matter how close they are to your heart.

 

There's nothing wrong in showing you care for someone. What's wrong is expecting that someone to do the same.

 

I will encounter thousands of bodies in my life. Out of these thousands I may desire hundreds. But out of these hundreds I will love only one.

 

Life's shortest sermon as preached by a traffic sign: KEEP RIGHT.

 

Sometimes, you have to pretend that you're happy and just fine, until you realize that your pretension has become your strength to move on.

 

I have learned to stop loving him. Unfortunately, I'm also starting to learn not to love anyone else.

 

Insecurity reigns in the ugly heart of an empty brain.

 

BOB ONG vs JUAN TAMAD. Bob Ong: Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ang sarili mo kung wala nang pwesto para sayo. Meron namang hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin. Juan Tamad: Mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik din ito. At darating ang panahon na makakasakay ka din.

 

Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you hate it. It could also mean that you want it but you just know that it isn't right.

 

Never assume that somebody likes you only upon seeing their sweetness. Sometimes you just have to admit that some people are just plain flirts.

 

It is the obssession with the feeling that you once had for a person that makes you wonder if you're still in love when in fact, love was long gone.

 

If you don't ask, the answer is always a NO. If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. Take the risk.

 

You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody has a problem with it.

 

Two of the hardest things in life: the patience to wait for the right moment, and the courage not to be disappointed with what you encounter.

 

Let's flip a coin. If it is a HEAD, we'll get to keep each other as friends. FOREVER. If it is a TAIL, we'll flip it again.

 

A wise physician once said, "I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I've prescribed many things. But in the long run, I've learned that for most of what ails the human creature, the best medicine is love." What if it doesn't work? "Double the dose."

 

There's nothing scarier than getting what you really want because then you'd have something really wonderful to lose.

 

Don't always say, "There is still time," because there is also the concept of "too late."

 

You wouldn't know how much someone cares for you until you realize they don't care for you anymore.

 

Don't just easily ignore an effort of a person to keep in touch. People get tired, and it's not at all times that they hold on.

 

QUESTION: How do you forget the person you once so truly loved? ANSWER: You can't. You just can't. Unless you never really loved the person.

 

My life's worst scenario is when people assume that they know me without even trying to get to know me, and judge me from my actions without knowing my reasons behind them.

 

Pag di ka mahal ng taong mahal mo, wag ka masyado mag-alala. May mga tao rin na nagmamahal sayo na di mo naman mahal. Kaya quits lang.

 

It isn't always right to stay in pain when you know you've already had enough. It isn't always wrong, either, to be happy when you know it's about time you deserve to be.

 

One disadvantage of having a good memory is that whenever you feel lonely, sad and broken, happy memories creep in making the pain harder to bear.

 

Letting someone leave you with, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom say, "You can still keep it."

 

You just can't get everything right the first time, so came second chances.

 

Never hesitate to do the things that make you happy. And never, never let go of that one person whose love you've come to cherish.

 

Just when everything is falling apart, look again. Maybe things are actually falling into place.

 

Right actions done today are the best apologies for the wrong ones done in the past.

 

Sometimes, it's not your heart that is broken, but your ego that is bruised.

 

Learn to appreciate what you HAVE, before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD.

 

You can't hold too many things, no matter waht you do to make them stay. So learn to let go and choose carefully which you want to stay, because like the sand, only those which are in the center of your palm will last.

 

There are two types of people: those who come into your life and say, "Well, here I am;" and those who come and say, "Ah, there you are."

 

It's hard to accept that sometimes, your act of wanting some space leads to a total end. Even harder when space wasn't what you actually really wanted, but closeness.

 

Too bad love doesn't have a 'Best Before' seal. Perhaps then it wouldn't be that painful if people knew when it would end.

 

 

 

Once upon a time, si Einstein, Pascal at Newton ay naglalaro ng taguan. Taya si Einstein.

Einstein: 1, 2, 3...

Habang nagbibilang si Einstein, nagtago na si Pascal. Si Newton, kumuha ng chalk at nagdrawing ng 1m x 1m na box at dun 'nagtago'. Nakita agad ni Einstein si Newton.

Einstein: Boom Newton, ikaw na taya!

Newton: Hindi ako si Newton.

Einstein: Eh? Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?

Newton: Si Pascal ang taya, kasi 1 Newton per square meter is 1 Pascal.

 

Student: Buti pa ang saging, may puso. Kayo sir, wala!

Teacher: Aba'y kung ganyanan lang, e mas mabuti pa ang sisig, may utak. Kayo, wala!

 

Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo, bakit hindi mo subukang sumali sa buhay ko?

 

Fact: Kung sino daw ang kamuka mo sa mga magulang mo, ay siya daw nag-enjoy nung ginagawa ka.

 

Kung papipiliin ka ng kakainin mo ngayong araw, SINO?

 

Masarap ang walang magawa sa buhay. Parang ako: walang magawa, kaya masarap.

 

He said, "I love you." She said, "You're too late." I said, "So kelangan talaga sa harap ko naguusap, no?"

 

Mukha lang akong mabait. In English: I'M JUST GOOD-LOOKING. Pwede din I'M JUST LOOKING GOOD.

 

ui, san ka? pwede mo ba ko samahan.. forever?

 

pwede na ba kitang tubusin?.. masyado na kasing malaki interest ko sayo.

 

sana naging damit nalang ako.. para kahit minsan itry mo naman kung bagay ako sayo.

 

matalino ka, di ba? sige nga.. sagutin mo ko.

 

tapos na ba exams mo?.. ako naman sagutin mo.

 

hindi naman ako tubig, pero bakit madaming uhaw sa akin?

 

di lahat ng nagiinom ay guston matikman ang alak. yung iba gusto lang matikman ang kainuman.

 

 

 

I pray you never discover how misplaced trust can be. You don't trust badly, only too much. --Jasmine, Spirit of the Tao 1:12

 

Focus an enemy's mind on what's already gone, and it's easier to take away more. --Holux, Stronghold Racketeer

 

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. --Billy Idol

 

Sometimes, you have to be a bitch to get things done. --Madonna

 

Flirting is conversational chemistry. --Isaac Mizrahi

 

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. --Angelina Jolie

 

The reason why I talk to myself is that i'm the only one whose answers I accept. --George Carlin

 

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. --Laurence Peter

 

'Vegetarian' is an old native american word for 'doesn't hunt well.' --Paul Harvey

 

A wise girl kisses but never loves, listens but never believes, and leaves before she is left. --Sex and the City

 

"Remembering is just an invention of the mind.. It means that if you want to, you can remember anything, whether it happened or not." --Kevin, aka Freak, from Freak The Mighty by Rodman Philbrick

 

Everything will be okay in the end. If it is not okay, then it is not the end. --Patrick Star

 

"Tiny punk just keeps sucking out my soul." --Han Kyul, Coffee Prince

 

"When I see him, my insides get hot." --Eun Chan, Coffee Prince

 

Eun Chan: "Human feelings are so complicated, like a spider's web.."
Eun Sae: "What are scissors for?" -- Coffee Prince

 

"I like watching you cry and smile from next to you." --Choi Han Seong, Coffee Prince

 

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers make sure your nails are clean. --Bob Marley

 

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, some time in your life. --Winston Churchill